Through Toby's Eyes...

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(From a Facebook deal-- thought it would be fun to blog)

Toby(age 5)

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"No, Toby!"

2. What makes mom happy?
When I am good.

3. What makes mom sad?
When Norma died.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
When she dances in her underwear.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
I don't know, but she has funny stories, like how she used to put a blanket on her head and pretend she was in a fort.

6. How old is your mom?
25 (ooh, suck up!)

7. How tall is your mom?
35 feet long

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Play outside with me.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Watch Spongebob

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Singing and guitar playing

11. What is your mom really good at?
Yelling at me.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Shaking a glass of chocolate milk.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Teach music class, do work on the computer.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Guacamole

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She can ride 4-wheelers

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Paula Deen and Barefoot Contessa, all mixed up together.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Nothing. All she does is work all day.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Freckles.

19. How are you and your mom different?
I have a big freckle on my leg and my mom has a big freckle on her butt. (OK, this is true...)

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Because she likes to cuddle with me.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
She can't keep her eyes off of him.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The cabin.

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